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I just thought Id share this song with you. Its by Jude. Like him. Fear him. Allow his voice to make to weep. Allow his guitar-playing to make you wonder whatever happened to Michael Penn:
This towns got a shakedown to its
I met a girl who looked like a movie star.
A big fat mans gonna make me a king.
A tattoo is a popular accouterment.
And the boy whores sell their souls on the
Speaking of music
I went to my Amazon.com recommendations section, and they made these odd-ball suggestions:
Music: The Indigo Girls. What??? What the fuck? Did I buy the video Go Fish or something, and not remember?
Books: They recommend Memoirs of a Geisha, and all three Harry Potter books. Harry Potter??? Did they find out I keep an online journal or something? Surprised they didnt suggest a Buffy book.
Toys: Oh, well obviously someone did tell them about PW, because they recommended Cranium.
Electronics: A Palm Pilot. Just what Im dying for
Video: Alright, man. Fuck this. Somehow they think Im all about Sci-fi, so I get The Matrix, Blade Runner, Brazil. So wrong. Oh look, OK, this isnt funny anymore. I get Tae-Bo. Ha ha ha people. OK, some reader must work at Amazon, because next I get Elizabeth, starring who my girlfriend Cate Blanchett. Very funny.
My friends are a fucking mess, yo. Check this email I get this morning from a friend in NYC. (nasty stuff ahead):
"I went to the doctor yesterday.
Woah. That sucks. By the way, hes my age. 27. Yuck. He went on to say a change in diet can eliminate them in the future. His dad said beer can help. If thats true, Im set.
OK. After a back and forth session of nine thousand emails during which I made certain that Diane, Ceej, and Pamie would forever think Im stupid, borderline retarded stupid, I think P.W.s new domain should seriously be up very soon. I have to begin the task of renaming everything and fixing every link. Oh lord. Youll be the first to know well the only to know, so Anyway, thank you endlessly you three And thank you to networksolutions.com for making your host switching forms about as navigable as an Amtrak hallway playing home to a taping of Sweatin To the Oldies, Part 9. Thanks a fucking bunch.
I finally talked to the dude who stroked my cock in Staples regarding my short film. Often in this town, someone will kiss your butt, and then the next time you talk to them they totally blow you off. Well, this time he was just as enthusiastic and cool as in the stationary store, leading me to believe that he wasnt just drunk or trying to pick me up, but actually really likes the film and wants me to have a good agent. He said these four things: their New York office (he sent the short to them) liked it as much as he did, I should send it also to this chick at MONSTEROUSY AGGRESSIVE PRODUCTION/MANAGEMENT COMPANY via him, in the companys recent move he lost my script so he wants me to send him another, and after he reads it we should meet. Cool, but again, until I have the check cashed, two hookers in my lap and a gram of blow on the coffee table of my new Hollywood Hills house, Im not going to jump up and down. (Im just kidding I dont need coke.)
Calling Andy Dick
Check this out. (Come to think of it, he even looks a bit like Andy Dick in a few years):
Star of TV's 'ALF' Arrested for Drunken Driving
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Max Wright, best known for playing the father in the 1980s television comedy, ``ALF,'' was arrested Monday on suspicion of drunken driving following an accident on a Los Angeles freeway, police said.
A police spokeswoman said the accident on the Hollywood Freeway occurred at 10:30 a.m. PST. No one was injured but officers investigating the crash arrested Wright.
The actor portrayed Willie Tanner as the patriarch in the TV comedy about a furry ``Alien Life Form'' (ALF) from 1986 to 1990. Wright also played a television station manager in the ''Buffalo Bill'' TV series. He is currently in the TV sitcom, ''Norm.''
Just to let you know, because of the play and now just laziness, I havent gotten a haircut in forever. Im crazy nappy. I dont know whats wrong with me, man.
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