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In news spoken with loads of aplomb
On his site michaeldouglas.com
He announces hell hitch
To Zeta-Jones; sumbitch!
I hope all of his movies are bombs
John Travolta is one crazy schnook
His next films based on L. Rons bad book
Battlefield Earth, its named
"Suppressives" will be blamed
When the critics all give it the hook
If this does come to pass I will spew:
Regarding Silence of the Lambs 2
Now that Jodie has passed
Guess who they just might cast
Yup, thats right Angelina Jol-eeew
The Commish star, one Michael Chiklis
Will star in a film I sure wont miss
Hell play Curly, not Moe:
The Three Stooges! you know
But one thing: who is Michael Chiklis!?
Rapper Stanley Howse arrested Mon.
A weapons violation was done
This story I cant mock
Im too surprised to talk
A rap artist possessing a gun!?
Cuz of embarrassingly low stock
Amid a bull market that does rock
Disney head Michael E.
No bonus hell receive
I wish more than his pay they would dock
We have a guest Larry today. Mike Leung ladies and gentlemen.
The Larry King Happy
sex. As a weapon. Stop using sex. As a weapon. Don't you know you're already Larry's
obsession? Stop using sex as a weapon. Love is more than a one way reflection. Stop using
sex as a weapon... speaking of which. Stop pouring pepper spray in my eye, too, while
you're at it. It stings. Stop using sex as a weapon. Stop pouring pepper spray in my eye.
And stop telling me that you have a restraining order out on me. I know you have a
restraining order out on me. I married the last three restraining orders. Why should yours
be any different? Look, whatever you do, stop using sex as a weapon, stop pouring pepper
spray in my eye, and stop telling me you have a restraining order out on me like I'm some
kind of idiot, ok? What kind of mook do you take me for?
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