New Film Pigs Alternate DVD Commentary -- Invasion U.S.A.!

It's beginning to look a lot like Norris! The Film Pigs celebrate the season with the festive holiday picture "Invasion U.S.A." With the fierce demeanor of an indifferent koala, Chuck Norris saves America from the poorly-thought-out machinations of a Soviet terrorist and his band of extras from "The Warriors" with an empty, massive-stroke-like gaze and at least two kicks thrown by Norris himself. Once again, Chuck reaffirms the open-button shirt tucked neatly into your pants that is Freedom and the dense thicket of beard that is Liberty for us all. Plus, holiday well-wishes to our fans.

Download the yuletide mayhem at Film Pigs dot com and Happy Holidays to all!

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