Im sorry. I just cant write today. Im too sad. And confused. And disillusioned. And angry frankly.
Im trying not to be upset. Hold on... Maybe I should get some water or a cup of tea
Thats a little better.
Folks, the reason I cant write today is oh god here I go again
Sweet Jesus! I mean, is nothing sacred? Is there no possibility of it working out between two people? Ever? I mean, if this doesnt work what chance do the rest of us poor fools have in this crazy game called love?!
Im sorry, but my entire notion of the
sanctity, the holiness of Gay Cover Marriages is just blown straight to hell:
David Copperfield and Claudia Schiffer are getting a divorce.
I mean, what went wrong? What could have possibly been so bad to warrant this?
"Everything is fine between me and Claudia. We are still good friends."
Well David, thats all well and good for you, but where does that leave us. The fans. The people who saw you walking down the red carpet together at the Batman & Robin premiere and smiled at the sight of two people so happily faking a marriage.
And you know what, I dreamed of someday too having my own Gay Cover Marriage. Oh sure: "stee, youre not gay", they said. But a boy can dream cant he!? With David and Claudia as my shining example, I felt like one day that kind of sexless, loveless, laughably transparent fake relationship could be mine too. Think about it: its glamorous and good for a lot of free publicity, but behind the scenes wed be safe to do as we pleased with whomever we pleased. I mean, isnt that what a marriage should be?
But now Ill never know. With this sad news Im soured to the idea that the crazy dream of Gay Cover Marriage could someday be mine. I know, I know. I still have people like Tom and Nicole, and John and Kelly to look up to, but it somehow isnt quite the same. Somehow theyre just missing the magic. (Magic. Poor choice of words. Now Im crying again )Damn you cupid.
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