never been a bitch so I don't act bitchy

Monday, March 05, 2007

Cal 9000

Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a CAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the C.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.


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