never been a bitch so I don't act bitchy

Thursday, July 07, 2005

In London, uninjured singer Omarion seeks prayers

"He wasn't hurt or anything, but just the fact that he was there and all that."

Don't laugh, y'all. Shit was straight-up hard to get a cab after that, yo. I love you, girl. Mmmm. You lookin' fine. Why you bleeding, girl? Oh, snap. Is that shrapnel in your arm? Well, I thank the Lord it missed your booty. Cuz that shit would be a national tragedy.


Blogger DeeJay said...

stee, you make me laugh

9:32 PM

Blogger DeeJay said...

stee, you some funny

9:33 PM

Blogger Allison said...

Hilarious. "Let me hold you, girl. Or, let me hold your severed arm, is what I'm saying and shit."

3:09 PM


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