You and Me and Leslie
What kind of tool drives a PT Cruiser?
It's what my local Rent-4-LE$$ offered me, and 4 le$$ than renting a crap Geo or Focus at a real, legit rental place. So for the next month or so I'll be the guy driving around the 'hood in a cigarette-stanked (not from me) PT Cruiser looking for my abandoned Civic.
Oh, and the best: a few hours after I picked up the car, I was heading to a poker game... and I got rear-ended on Santa Monica and Heliotrope. There didn't seem to be any damage so I just told the guys to be more careful. My car karma is just kickin' lately. Today? I plan to have a block of concrete dropped onto the car from an overpass. Or a tire will blow. I'll let you know which one happens.