never been a bitch so I don't act bitchy

Thursday, December 21, 2006


Dear Grandaddy,

I know you're technically broken up and your frontman is a meth head or whatever and you guys live in shitty, shitty Modesto. But when you end a song with 5 minutes of crickets chirping and I have to finally displace my fat purring cat from my lap just to get up and forward to the next song because I'm about to have a brain aneurysm, you get deleted from my iPod forever.

Let this stand as a warning to all bands who put nonsense tracks on their albums. Yes, Tool, Pearl Jam, Beck, all of rap. I'm talking to you. It's not cute. Stop it.



ps: Stop laughing "Fitter Happier." Your ass is next.


Anonymous Chito said...

"Fitter, Happier" = Pamela Ribon's favorite Radiohead song.

6:02 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

All you have to do is take LSD and the nonsense tracks will make sense....gosh...heehee

7:17 PM


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