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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Sample Song Titles From Some Of Sufjan Stevens' Upcoming Albums In His "50 State" Series

DELAWARE
Be Alert! Be Awake! Be Del-Aware! (The DuPont Family Prepares For War)

NEVADA
A B29 Superfortress Bomber Was On A Scientific Mission, When Due To Difficulties, It Struck The Water Of Lake Meade At 250 mph

MAINE
Skowhegan

INDIANA
Existential Crisis Suffered When Jonathan Jennings Defeats Posey For The First Governorship!

OREGON
God Watch Over Those Floundering In The Water! (On The Sad Wreck Of The Fannie A. Bailey As Viewed By The Seven-Year-Old Son Of The Drunken Night Master At The Umpqua Lighthouse)

NEW MEXICO
Lord, I Believe. Help Thou Mine Unbelief (Oppenheimer's Very Big Day or Watch Out For The Six Legged Lizards Of Trinity! Yikes!!)

RHODE ISLAND
Rhode Island It's For Me

CALIFORNIA
H (Don't Jump Peg Entwistle! Don't Jump!)

VERMONT
He Who Smelt It (The Great Copper Mine Rebellion Of 1883)

GEORGIA
One Note Sustained Recounting The Night Sufjan Stevens Hiked The Trail Of Tears With Only A Banjo, A Book About The Cherokee Indians, And Three Small Plums

1 Comments:

Blogger Omar said...

Genius. Pure genius.

1:53 PM

 

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