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Thursday, November 02, 2006

A New Man Law

You know what, Miller Lite, you fucking watery fake beer-like product? I like a little lime in my Corona or Pacifico. You insinuate that that makes me, what, gay? You think that makes me less than a fully-realized man? Well, suck it, Miller Lite you fucking disgrace of a beer. You faux beer. You fucking inanimate dildo to the beer world.

I'd like to propose a new "Man Law," Mr. Burt Reynolds. How about this? No man shall get plastic surgery which renders him fucking unrecognizable and turns his toupee-topped face into a scary rictus mask of surprise, defeat, and poorly-covered decay.

Man Law?

Man Law.


Anonymous Anonymous said...


8:18 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

inanimate dildo? Please let me know where to purchase an animated dildo. I have a credit card.

2:38 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree.

Corona tastes better with the lime.

Heff tastes better with the lemon.

It’s obvious that this “man law” is just a way for Miller to use an effective marketing campaign to take a dig at other beers. Way to go Miller. Instead of trying to make your beer taste better so that its’ actually drinkable, try to convince men that it’s “unmanly” to drink other beer in a form that it’s popular consumed.

IMO, real “men” don’t let advertisers tell them how to behave. Now that’s a real “man law.”

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to cut up some kiwis and put them in my Scotch

8:33 PM


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