never been a bitch so I don't act bitchy

Monday, June 28, 2004


Yeah, someone hacked my site last night, turning the front page into a boastful hacked message full of kewl hacker numbers-as-letters stuff.

Fine. Ya got me, Mr. 13 year old in Ohio. Skate posters on the wall and a Mom who doesn't fucking understand you at all!

But isn't it really more fun trying to hack into something that matters, getting past some security system run by someone who knows what they're doing? Really, hacking plaintive wail is sort of like breaking into a house with windows that are always open: "Wow, okay. You got me. Now please give me back my PlayStation and my camera."

Thursday, June 24, 2004

Kids. Don't Get A Boob Job

It's dangerous and anti-feminist... and it'll turn you into a gigantic movie star.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Mary-Kate Olsen enters treatment for an eating disorder

What a giant day. Ben Affleck wins a poker tournament. Britney's mom eats puppies and runs over photographers. Someone tosses a lollipop in David Bowie's eye. And Mary-Kate vomits on cue.

Monday, June 07, 2004


Last night, watching the final Arrested Developement I missed last month, a new Diet Coke ad (directed by Michel Gondry and featuring Adrian Brody) came on and I was shocked and excited to hear a song from my old friend Tom "Lyrics Born" as the theme music for the new ad.

You can watch it here. It's the one called "Bounce."

I love when my friends get big enough to be in a position to sell out.