never been a bitch so I don't act bitchy

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Film Pigs Movie Review Vlog -- The Bourne Ultimatum

We'd say better late than never, but it's taken us this long to recover from the violent motion sickness induced by the camera work in The Bourne Ultimatum. Keep an eye out for Stee's new catch phrase! (Featuring the prettiest of the Andersons!)

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Nikki Finke, Crazy Again

I'm guessing the hilarious, self-aggrandizing, paranoid, prudish, amazingly-bitter, Nikke Finke, the LA Weekly entertainment columnist and blogger with a fabled penchant for career sabotage, crippling bouts of writer's blocks, and obvious deep persecution fantasies, doesn't watch much television. Otherwise, she couldn't write this sentence (in reference to High School Musical 2's amazing ratings last Friday night):

"Just shows that TV viewers will respond to good, clean, energetic fun. Not everything has to be edgy."

Right, Nikki. Unlike the daring, risky, challenging things that lately rule the Neilsens, like The Singing Bee, America's Got Talent, 60 Minutes, and that fucking thing with Howie Mandel and all the briefcases.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Doo Dah Doo Doo

Even Better Than The Real Thing

Oh, snap!

Wednesday, August 08, 2007


We get a lot of different types of comments on our Film Pigs Movie Review Vlogs. Since, I assume, the Internet was broken one night and no porn was available, Skelton decided to take some time and do a statistical breakdown of the comments in a colorful graph.

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