never been a bitch so I don't act bitchy

Saturday, July 29, 2006

The End Of Words

Look. I know the hope of me ever writing anything substantive here is pretty fucking shred-sized as it is, but now that I have a new MacBook with built-in camera. It's just going to be, like cat pictures and shit from now on.

So forget about it. No. Seriously. Forget about it. Or I'll cut you.

Or my berserk mongoloid brother will.

Down, Duncan! Cookie. Good, Duncan.

Friday, July 28, 2006

Someone Call Justin Long

Do you think AppleCare covers it when you accidently toss your power cord into your PowerBook screen in a shitty motel in Florence, Orgeon?

Friday, July 21, 2006

Mix Master P