Dork

Kill Me Now

Last week. My friend's graduation ceremony from grad school. This kid in front of us very well expressed our inner boredom during a particularly interminable speaker.



He sat like this for close to an hour straight.

If You Love Britney Spears...

...you'll probably hate my newest recap of the third horseman of the apocalypse that is Britney and Kevin: Chaotic here at Television Without Pity.

(For the Home Page blurb, I've taken to Yankovicing a song of hers each week, instead of trying to summarize the summary of the sheer pointlessness that is the show. And I just realized when these things drop off the home page, they're gone forever. Which makes me sad, because they take me, like, at LEAST ten minutes. And ten minutes of my time is extremely valuable. Here's the latest one, before it's gone forever:)

TOXIC:

K-Fed, you and me / We're hitchin' / I swear to God, I'm not bitchin' / But you're not clean / I'm itchin' / There's no lotion / It can't wait / I need some balm / Baby, give me some / You're syphilitic / I'm catchin' it / Too sore / Cannot bone / Pull up your pants / And leave me alone / Hydrocortisone! / Oh, this case of the crabs / I can't abide / You're toxic I'm takin' Cipro / If I don't get some poison fungicide / I will die cuz of you / Don't you know that you're toxic? / Wow, this bleeding is new / Don't you know that you're toxic?

Free Katie

"Don't turn away. Your indifference makes you part of the problem." Ha.

Wouldn't it be a good career move to just right now register www.free(any celebrity in danger of being jailed at any point in the future).com?

(...off to go buy www.free the fat kid from Two And A Half Men. com)