I Pity The Fool...

Who watches this.

DMX Arrested After Crash Involving Cops

"WHAT?! WHOO!"

Daniels' Microphone Goes Dead During Show

Aw, who's the cutest lil' publicist in the whole world? Who's the cutest? Whooooo's the cutest? That's right,
Jeff Daniels' publicist, you're the cutest! Trying so hard. It's hard work, isn't it? Aw, look, you're yawning. Go ahead and close your eyes. That's right. Take a little nap. Nothing to do for at least a couple months. Aw, what a good widdle publicist. Nighty-night, you hard worker, you. I'll leave the hall light on for you.

"IF I HAD A MILLION DUCATS"

Is it just me, or is there something sweet in the Perfect Storm of marginalization that is a Ren Faire parody of a Barenaked Ladies song?

Update -- Sweet. You can listen to it!