never been a bitch so I don't act bitchy

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

I Pity The Fool...

Who watches this.

Monday, April 18, 2005

DMX Arrested After Crash Involving Cops


Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Daniels' Microphone Goes Dead During Show

Aw, who's the cutest lil' publicist in the whole world? Who's the cutest? Whooooo's the cutest? That's right,
Jeff Daniels' publicist
, you're the cutest! Trying so hard. It's hard work, isn't it? Aw, look, you're yawning. Go ahead and close your eyes. That's right. Take a little nap. Nothing to do for at least a couple months. Aw, what a good widdle publicist. Nighty-night, you hard worker, you. I'll leave the hall light on for you.

Thursday, April 07, 2005


Is it just me, or is there something sweet in the Perfect Storm of marginalization that is a Ren Faire parody of a Barenaked Ladies song?

Update -- Sweet. You can listen to it!